Uncle Bob And The Showgirl!
Posted 11 February 2004 - 05:30 PM
This is getting to be a bear (opps!, I mean) "real" mystery, huh?????
Posted 11 February 2004 - 05:46 PM
It's an obvious thing when you bring more characters into the story line, they're going to interweave and meet everybody else, and then it all resolves in the end . . . (sorry to spoil the surprise everyone!)
What makes it interesting is how they get there!!
So - Pablo's met Bob - that was always going to happen, wasn't it?
So - Freddy and Yvette got together . . . . well, he was always going to get someone, wasn't he - with all that French kissing . . . .
So - Lola is hot and cold with Big Bob - that ALWAYS happens in a love story . . . but naturally he will win her back . . . . .
So what's with the confusion?
Posted 11 February 2004 - 05:53 PM
Posted 11 February 2004 - 06:02 PM
I meant it as a joke
As my Dad always said to me "Always have a sense of humor, for humor makes a lot of sense"
Posted 11 February 2004 - 06:03 PM
Posted 11 February 2004 - 06:18 PM
Watch this space!
Martha, nothing weird and wonderful appearing here for the moment! That comes later from DEM!
Posted 11 February 2004 - 08:04 PM
Pablo continued, "When I was just a little cub, I was captured by the Chinese Imperial Guard and given to the IMPERIAL PRINCESS as a pet. Even though I was an imperial PRECIOUS BEAR, I missed my mother and little twin brother very much. I tried many times to escape, but it was difficult because the palace was guarded by the IMPERIAL FOO DOG. One night, though, FOO DOG took up with TREASURE DOG and I was able to make my escape." Bob's eyes widened as Pablo continued his tale. "I stowed away on a CHINESE JUNK that took me all the way to San Francisco, where I jumped a TROLLEY to Chinatown."
"Okay, you two, you're free to go," the jailer announced as he opened the cell door. "Some SHOWGIRL who calls herself Lola has posted your bail."
Posted 11 February 2004 - 10:37 PM
Too right, Ron . . . . maybe they were looking a little grizzly for their wear . . . apologies to all offended Pandas.
And Denise - I'm ALWAYS smiling (and laughing, even!)
Jacky edited her post that went before yours, so I was responding to both . . . anyway, I do have a SMILEY next to my "what's the problem" . . . . so I wasn't taking myself too seriously . . . . or you . . . so no offence given or taken . . . . it just comes out wrong sometimes in black and white I think.
Thanks Martha for putting us back on track . . . the story, right??
Let's carry on . . . . .
Posted 11 February 2004 - 10:48 PM
When they came out, she couldn't believe her eyes!! She rubbed them and pinched herself just to make sure . . . .
"Hiya honey" said Bob, giving her a good BEARHUG. "This is Pablo - he was born in China, like me. But he has only just escaped from imprisonment there . . . .anyway, apparently you bailed him too!!"
"Haaaa . . . ha - wo Ro-ra" said Pablo with a heavy Chinese accent and bowing very low to Lola, "where we go now?"
"Ummmm . . . . . " stammered Lola . . . and then she fainted.
Posted 12 February 2004 - 07:56 AM
'Heh Officer' Big Bob called, 'can yer open this LEGEND LOCK? We're outta here! Pablo look where yer treadin! See that CONTENTED CAT? All we're needin now is the black CAT to cross our path an that FULL MOON! Remember the TREASURE OF THE ORIENT and the NECKLACE OF GOOD WISHES? Well we gotta lot to catch up on that's for sure! One helluva lot of GOOD FORTUNE ta catch up on from that old KEEPSAKE BOX!''
Posted 12 February 2004 - 07:01 PM
"BUBBLY?" Bob and Pablo yelled at the same time. "Lola, we just got out of the Slammer for being Drunk, the last thing we need is champagne," said Bob. "Don't ya have a Honeycomb so we can comb our hair as we look like two Jack in the Boxes" asked Bob.
Lola became confused as she didn't know which Bear to look at, she could only tell the difference by their accents as Pablo had a Chinese Accent, but Lola quickly thought of a solution.
"Bobbbbbbbbb darling, I just remembered that I have a Memento for you to wear, please put this Pocket Watch Pendant around your beary neck" she asked.
Bob quickly turned to Lola and before Bob could blink his big bear eyes, Lola put the Pendant around his Neck. Lola sighed with relief as she didn't want to be disrespectful.
"Honey, did you say Honeycomb? I have a Comb in my Precious Purse that I took from my Vanity that you both can use" Lola stated.
"Thanks Lola" both Bears chimed together. They combed their little fuzzy hairs on their heads when Bob explained to Lola that Pablo wanted to leave San Francisco to go to China to find his Mother.
Lola said "well Pablo, I will certainly miss you as it's been an adventure, but please be careful and don't get yourself caught in a Birdcage. Those birds can get nasty when they see a Bear, especially the Red Cardinal," Lola warned.
Well, Bob put Pablo on a Golden Elephant so Pablo could continue on his travels....
Posted 12 February 2004 - 07:49 PM
They caught up on old times and Big Bob decided to buy his "little" brother a ticket back to China on a SHOW BOAT to China. (pun intended)
Now I dont know who will end this tale but my thoughts are that Freddie kisses Yvette and Yvette turns into a frog.
Posted 12 February 2004 - 07:49 PM
Posted 12 February 2004 - 07:53 PM
Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:48 PM
"Yeh, whatever," says the cabbie. "Now, where to, PRINCE CHARMING?"
"That's much better, says Freddie. "Take me to HARROD'S PALACE Casino, and step on it! I've got to find my SLEEK AND CHIC French girlfriend, Yvette, before it's too late."
The cabbie, smirking, looks over his shoulder to Freddy sitting in the backseat, and says, "Whatya gonna do when you find her? Invite her up to your pad?"
As the TAXI pulled up to HARROD'S PALACE Casino, Freddie paid the cabbie, but stiffed him on the tip.
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