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#61 Petals

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 06:46 PM

That is really goood! How does one follow on from there??

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#62 Sandra

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 07:22 PM

It may be Ron's biggest fantasy to follow on from here!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 07:23 PM

Ooh la la! GiGi blurted out.......'I cannot believe zees! Zees is formidable, zees ees ....... 'Be quiet!' Lola hissed, a tear gently falling down her cheek.. 'Big Bob and Yvette?? I knew she had eyes for him but I NEVER, EVER thought that he would be SPELLBOUND by her!' And Yuk.......look at those awful eyelashes..... up down, rolleyes.gif on the pillow! I don't understand why the other set is attached to Frog's leg!' 'Oui, Oui, but where eeez Big Bob?? E is not on zee bed..... and E eez not under ze bed!' 'And neither is Yvette!' Lola snapped.

Lola pointed to the closed door where the whirring and gurgling sound could be heard. 'Well I suppose there is only one thing we can do' she whispered, slowly turning the handle of the door. 'No, no Lola, zat is not a good idea! I sink it eez better we do not open zee door!' 'In for a penny, in for a pound!' Lola retorted. 'I have to see what is going on. She is nothing but a LADYBUG and I could call her alot worse than that!'

Slowly and quietly they opened the door! 'What on earth is this! Lola exclaimed! ''Oh la la! , Oh la la' 'I do not believe zees!' Gigi replied! unsure.gif
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Posted 04 February 2004 - 07:23 PM

Lola then knew Yvette was no saint,
and grabbed Gigi's hand not to faint......

Oooooo, c'est la vie, said Gigi,
is dat Bob, ooooo, oui oui!

"Yvette" they screamed loud,
not caring about zeeee crowd.....

When Pierre the Pierrot came out,
"What izzzzz disss all aboooout?"

"Ah, weee think we found a Bob,
vearing a golden Watch Fob".....

They left zee bordello with malice,
and went to Harrod's Palace......


#65 Sandra

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 07:37 PM

That's fantastic rhyming, Denise!! I'm impressed!! laugh.gif

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 08:08 PM

Sandra,

Thanks.... now will you please continue this story? How about naming the Frog "Freddy"????? rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif


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Posted 04 February 2004 - 08:50 PM

ok - WHAT'S THE FRENCH VERSION OF 'FREDDY'?

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 09:40 PM

While Lola and Gigi exit the scene, we see Bob stretched out on the hotel bed, his big bear back muscles being innocently massaged by Yvette.

There are other members of the hotel staff around, trying to get Bob to come out of his drunken stupor. The whirl of the spa tub is heard in the background.

Bob, in his hazy state vaguely hears his lady Lola, and groggily tries to raise his head . . . . . unsuccessfully.

Lola has gone, and Bob - well he gives in to his state, lies his sore head back down and groans . . . and then snores as he falls into a deep, deep sleep . . .

Yvette - dashed, gives up on Bob and sits in the spa herself with a glass of champange. Pierre is standing nearby eagerly awaiting an invitation.

She rolls her eyes and waves him away.

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 09:49 PM

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#70 Sandra

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 09:55 PM

Oh Martha - don't tell me I did it again!! wink.gif

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 09:58 PM

As Big Bob snored loudly in his drunken haze Yvette looked at him in disgust. Her plans of stealing another of Lolas men had gone awry. She mumbled you may be Big Bob but tonight you are only Bob and then went out the door for a late night meal.
Meanwhile Big Bob dreamed of riding up to Lola on a golden UNICORN and presenting her a BEAUTIFUL jeweled MAGIC SLIPPER and riding to a secluded beach full of PALM TREES with a gold BUBBLY champagne bucket full of Dom.
All the while Lola and Gigi were planning their revenge on Yvette inbetween Lolas tears. Suddenly there out pf seemingly nowhere appeared that pesty FROG who quickly slurpped his sticky tongue over Lolas nose. AHH she screamed you big Bull what are you and why do you keep appearing?

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 10:03 PM

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#73 Sandra

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 10:27 PM

Gigi pats her friend's hand and tries to console her -

"That bloody Yvette - she just does it to get you upset!
She takes the men and pretends she's your friend,
She takes their money and thinks that's pretty funny
She won't win - she's gotta do more than grin
And bat those bloody eyelashes . . . it makes my body come out in rashes
Just to think that Bob could fall for it ! You're much better than that little bit
Don't worry Lola - here, have a rum and cola".


#74 Petals

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Posted 05 February 2004 - 02:51 AM

Fantastic what happens when one is asleep! smile.gif Ron, good to have you back! Sticky tongue over Lola's nose........YUK unsure.gif

Now I am waiting for MARTHA (unless someone new comes in), before posting!


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Posted 05 February 2004 - 05:41 AM

Jacky - "While the cat's away . . . ."

Martha just keeps smiling at me . . . I think she's writing in invisible ink, because I can't read any of her posts!!




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