Uncle Bob And The Showgirl!
Posted 03 February 2004 - 11:43 PM
Posted 04 February 2004 - 12:02 PM
Posted 04 February 2004 - 03:55 PM
Posted 04 February 2004 - 04:07 PM
"Come on, Bob Darling", said Yvette in her sultriest voice, "let's get you off to your room and have a lie down".
Bob, not realising who the lady was, did not protest.
"OK, sweetheart - I've had a great time watching you dance your legs off - I'm ready to go and spend some time with you alone . . . "
Bob put his big paw around Yvette to struggle up from his chair and with arms around each other, they leave the showroom.
Lola, returning from the backstage dressingroom with Gigi sees only an empty chair where Big Bob was waiting for her. She is immediately is alarmed!!
"Oh Gigi! What's happened to Bob?"
Bob has left his Top Hat behind (though a telltale green leg is poking out from underneath . . . . .)
A half finished cigar is still alight in the ashtray . . . . . Bob must've left in a hurry!
Posted 04 February 2004 - 04:23 PM
Posted 04 February 2004 - 05:16 PM
Posted 04 February 2004 - 05:32 PM
Posted 04 February 2004 - 06:05 PM
I think we'd better think up a name for this cheeky frog!!
Posted 04 February 2004 - 06:16 PM
I think something letchy and French . . . .
Posted 04 February 2004 - 06:34 PM
Posted 04 February 2004 - 06:42 PM
Does that suit??
Posted 04 February 2004 - 06:44 PM
Lola and Gigi surveyed the room in disgust! It looked like a bordello. On the chaise longue was Yvette's discarded Bustier accompanied by her Pretty Parasol. Her Party Shoes were strewn across the foot of the bed, and her other false eyelash, gobbed with black mascara, was lying on a rumpled satin pillow!
Lola and Gigi heard the sound at the same time. It was unmistakable .. the whirring, gurgling sound of a sauna ...
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