Uncle Bob And The Showgirl!
Posted 29 January 2004 - 06:36 AM
'Well baby, how yer feelin now?' Big Bob pulled Lola next to him once more. 'My God!' Lola exclaimed, feeling something hard in his pocket! 'What HAVE YOU GOT THERE?' 'Why don't you put your hand in and find out for yerself!' Big Bob grinned. Cautiously, Lola slid her hand inside trying to locate whatever it was that had jabbed her delicate skin. 'Oh my' she exclaimed, carefully pulling out a long, black velvet box. 'Open it Honey' Big Bob encouraged her. 'There's somethin nice for yer there!'
Lola gently opened the box. 'Big Bob this is soooooooo beautiful!' she exclaimed, oohing and aaahing at the contents. 'Darlin I had this Buddha Necklace made specially for yer. And the stones I added are reeeel diamonds honey. Nothin but the best for yer!' 'I know yer collect these little trinkets, and this one is kinda special!' Lola planted a great big kiss on his face. 'Big Bob, what would I do without you?' She sighed. 'Well yer can hold on ta this too' Big Bob said handing her a Small 25th Anniversary solid perfume container.. 'This is our Anniversary of bein together again, so thought you'd like one of these trinkets too!'
'Thank you Big Bob.... You are so very special and believe me I'm going to make it up to you... With that the Croupier was calling for their bets............'.Now we're about to hit the big time honey..... let's roll!
Posted 31 January 2004 - 06:01 PM
Come on, darlin, don't be puttin on a pout, but losing money always puts me in a bear of a mood. I dropped a load tonight playing poker. Didn't have a Lucky Hand all evening. Maybe we'll have better luck on the Slot Machine. At least we'll be limited to quarters," Bob chuckled nervously, afraid to tell Lola that all the money was gone.
Posted 01 February 2004 - 10:41 AM
"Bob darling, I have an idea!" Lola said with excitement. "I am a Showgirl, am I not?" I am going up on that Stage and do a Show. Everyone will be Spellbound with my Act as I am going to dance on the Red Wagon. With the money I make, we can gamble all night long."
Bob exclaimed "Oh Honey Darl'ng, what a PEACH of an idea! I just knew we were meant for each other, in fact, we are just like two PEAS IN A POD."
So Lola left her Bear of a Bob to have a word with the Manager......
Posted 01 February 2004 - 04:59 PM
However, I'm not piking out . . . just have to think about my next installment . . . meanwhile - carry on!! It's great, and only 12 days to go!
Posted 01 February 2004 - 05:11 PM
Posted 01 February 2004 - 05:24 PM
Will come up with the goods soon. Be patient!!
Posted 01 February 2004 - 05:44 PM
The dance routine will take place on The CAROUSEL, and the stage will represent a CIRCUS TENT. Our own SHOWGIRLS will also be present and our players in SPANGLED HATS will play on their SPANGLED DRUMS!
LADIES AND GENELMEN, this evening of entertainment, promises to be a spectacular event. JUGGLING SEALS, MAGIC DRAGONS, PIROUETTES, CIRCUS CLOWNS, JESTERS and even, YES even TOP HATS with JUMPING JACK IN THE BOXES and BUNNY RABBITS.......you name it, WE GOT IT!
This will be an evening of star studded entertainment! SO LADIES AND GENELMEN........ get your SKATES on and buy your tickets on leavin the Casino. All the tickets will be numbered and the winner will receive as a wunnerful prize, THE TREASURE CHEST, revealing strands of pearls, crystals, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, ...you name it, WEEEEE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lookin forward to seein you alllllll................. AN DONT FERGET......when we put on a show, it IS big time, with A CAPITAL 'B' which stands for the one an only 'BIG BOB'.......YIPPEE!
Posted 01 February 2004 - 07:26 PM
That is soooooooooooo Good!! I am laughing so hard that I can't type....... Sorry, I can't add to this story at the moment... my tummy hurts from laughing!
Posted 02 February 2004 - 12:28 AM
Posted 02 February 2004 - 04:56 PM
"Oh Wagons and Palm Trees, it's Vegas you see
It's all a circus with juggling seals and it's own flying trapeze . . .
All the highkicking showgirls, and the cowboys and girls
Goin' round and round on the big, big carousel.
Well did you know that Sparkling Diamonds aren't very hard to find?
In Vegas here we've got the lot for almost all human kind,
It's a rarin' treat just to have at our feet
The most dazzlin' crystal pandas you ever did meet . . . "
As the music whirls around them, Lola, the Showgirls and the rest of the troupe put on a fantastic cabaret show for the next hour.
Bob is spun out by all the solids coming to life and this will go down as one hell of a special memory! He gulps down more and more champagne as the night wears on, just to pluck up the courage to ask his beloved Lola "that question".
Problem is, Bob needs to win big time tonight to recoup his gamblin' losses and to give Lola the life he wants to afford her . . . .
Posted 02 February 2004 - 06:03 PM
Over to...............? Great!
Have you seen Martha?
Posted 02 February 2004 - 10:31 PM
. . . . unless I've had a few bottles of wine and my piano's out of tune !!!
Posted 03 February 2004 - 04:21 PM
Posted 03 February 2004 - 05:08 PM
'Oh la la, Oh la la!'' 'What is it!' Lola exclaimed, noticing the look of panic on Gigi's face. 'I saw zees frog, or how you say, a bullfrog! Zees frog just jumped out of meeeeeeeeeeee! Oh, la la! Oh la la!' Lola looked on in amazement. 'Not Frog, Bullfrog!' Lola exclaimed. " He planted one on me when I fainted, (Sandra will testify to that) and he tried to kiss me before and NOW he's jumped inside your BUSTier???? What on earth is this FROG all about?''
Gigi and Lola stared at one another trying to make sense of it all! 'You know what?' Lola began, 'I think he might be Prince Charming and the rate we are going we might need him soon, unless we can find a MAGIC LANTERN!'' 'Well you must not worry so much Cherie. Zees show has made soooooooooo much money and you ave BIG BOB to take care of now! Oh la la.....Oh la, la.....Big Bob was so verry drunk from ze BUBBLY and wiz his TOP HAT and HAVANNAH, ee still looked so verry handsome! You must find 'im now Lola. Ozerwise, Yvette will find him and zat will be ze end of zat!
'OOOOOOOOOh!' Gigi, squealed. 'Zis frog I think is back.......I ave to go and find the LADYBUG and put im on ze leaf!'
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