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#16 Sandra

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Posted 09 October 2006 - 05:51 PM

ohmy.gif Oops Margaret! I'm sorry my little effort of a one liner brought back some not so pleasant memories for yourself !! sad.gif It was meant as a cheer up !

OK - try this one (also stolen):

"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually
shut the bitch up with cookies". laugh.gif

'scuse the French, but it's not my quote!



#17 VEGAS LADY

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 04:09 AM

Hi Sandra.....Not upset at all..... laugh.gif have always believed that a plain canvas can be improved on..... biggrin.gif

My dear friend always seems to be dissatisfied with something or other..... ohmy.gif

Me.....I love my life, and getting older means you can do just what you want..... laugh.gif

My Best wishes to you......Margaret

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 07:54 PM

Yeah, do you reckon SOME people get crankier and more fault-finding as they get older?

Less tolerant, perhaps?

Maybe as Helen Hayes (at 73) said:
"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy".

Edited by Sandra, 10 October 2006 - 07:55 PM.


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Posted 13 October 2006 - 11:26 PM


OK, here's mine smile.gif smile.gif I saw this one on a Tshirt worn by a big burly guy ph34r.gif in the hospital.
Sex is a misdemeanor, the more I miss da' meaner I get. ohmy.gif blink.gif


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Posted 14 October 2006 - 05:12 AM

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.


Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

#21 VEGAS LADY

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 07:44 AM


THIS IS A GOOD TOPIC.

THEY JUST GET BETTER AND BETTER........ laugh.gif laugh.gif

KASI......THAT'S MY IDEA OF HOUSEWORK AS WELL.

Margaret





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