Posted 09 October 2006 - 05:51 PM
OK - try this one (also stolen):
"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually
shut the bitch up with cookies".
'scuse the French, but it's not my quote!
Posted 10 October 2006 - 04:09 AM
My dear friend always seems to be dissatisfied with something or other.....
Me.....I love my life, and getting older means you can do just what you want.....
My Best wishes to you......Margaret
Posted 10 October 2006 - 07:54 PM
Less tolerant, perhaps?
Maybe as Helen Hayes (at 73) said:
"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy".
Edited by Sandra, 10 October 2006 - 07:55 PM.
Posted 13 October 2006 - 11:26 PM
OK, here's mine I saw this one on a Tshirt worn by a big burly guy in the hospital.
Sex is a misdemeanor, the more I miss da' meaner I get.
Posted 14 October 2006 - 05:12 AM
Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Posted 14 October 2006 - 07:44 AM
THIS IS A GOOD TOPIC.
THEY JUST GET BETTER AND BETTER........
KASI......THAT'S MY IDEA OF HOUSEWORK AS WELL.
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